Hypotron

Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, "Senor Chang, why do you teach spanish?" Haha, they say it just like that. Why do YOU teach spanish? Why...you? Why not math? Why not...photography? Why not martial arts? I mean surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something that's ancient and secret, like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well I'll tell you why I teach spanish- It is none of your business. And I dont want to HAVE any CONVERSATIONS about what a mysterioussss and scrutabbbble man I am. Oheheheheheeehee. Ohohohoho. I AM A SPANISH GENIUS. en espanol, my nickname is "el tigre, chino!" cause my knowledge will BITE HER FACE OFF. So DON'T QUESTION SENOR CHANG, or you'll get bit. ya bit. YA BIT!