ShortyJacksn

Care of LeftyMark..."When I was like 20 I bought a blowup doll. It was embarrassing enough taking the thing up to the counter at the porn store, but when I got it home and blowing it up I was like wtf has my life turned into. I spent the next 20 minutes fucking this little rubber slit in the thing and it kept scratching my penis. I kept trying to convince myself that it felt good even though I was starting to really hurt. I never did bust a nut in the thing and ended up popping it and stuffed it into the trash."

Quote from an esteemed hospitality major in a heated thread about public restroom cleanliness: "Sorry for having a degree in the subject from Michigan State which is ranked between 1-3 along with Cornell and UNLV as the best hospitality schools in the nation ever year. I will stick to threads I dont have much real information about and just throw out a random opinon as fact."